2B or not 2B          To Be Or Not To Be4ever                 ForeverA/S/L                 Age/Sex/LocationAFAIC                 As Far As I'm ConcernedAFAIK                 As Far As I KnowAFK                   Away From KeyboardAIAMU                 And I'm A Monkey's UncleAISI                  As I See ItAKA                   Also Known AsAMBW                  All My Best WishesANFAWFOWS             And Now For A Word Word From Our Web SponsorAOTS                  All Of The SuddenASAFP                 As Soon As "Friggin" PossibleASAP                  As Soon As PossibleATST                  At The Same TimeAWGTHTGTTA            Are We Going To Have To Go Through This AgainAWGTHTGTTSA           Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** AgainAYSOS                 Are You Stupid Or Something
B4                    BeforeB4N                   Bye For NowBBFBBM                Body By Fisher, Brains by MattelBBIAB                 Be Back In A BitBBIAF                 Be Back In A FewBBL                   Be Back LaterBBN                   Bye Bye NowBCNU                  Be Seein' YouBFD                   Big F***ing DealBFN                   Bye For NowBHOF                  Bald Headed Old FartBIF                   Basis In FactBITD                  Back In The DayBM                    Byte MeBMOTA                 Byte Me On The AssBNF                   Big Name FanBOHICA                Bend Over Here It Comes AgainBR                    BathroomBRB                   Be Right BackBRT                   Be Right ThereBS                    Big SmileBT                    Byte ThisBTDT                  Been There Done ThatBTSOOM                Beats The Sh** Out Of MeBTW                   By The WayBTWBO                 Be There With Bells OnBWDIK                 But What Do I Know?BWO                   Black, White or Other
CIAO                  Goodbye (in Italian)CID                   Consider It DoneCIO                   Check It OutCIS                   CompuServe Information ServiceCMF                   Count My FingersCof$                  Church of ScientologyCRAFT                 Can't Remember a F***ing ThingCRAWS                 Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**CSL                   Can't Stop LaughingCTC                   Choaking The ChickenCUL8R                 See You LaterCWYL                  Chat With You LaterCYA                   Cover Your AssCYL                   See You Later
DBEYR                 Don't Believe Everything You ReadDD                    Due DiligenceDDD                   Direct Distance DialDETI                  Don't Even Think ItDGT                   Don't Go ThereDHYB                  Don't Hold Your BreathDILLIGAD              Do I Look Like I Give A DamnDILLIGAS              Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**DKDC                  Don't Know Don't CareDLTM                  Don't Lie To MeDQYDJ                 Don't Quit You're Day JobDRIB                  Don't Read If BusyDYSTSOTT              Did You See The Size Of That Thing
EG                    Evil GrinEOM                   End Of MessageESO                   Equipment Smarter than Operator